If you're happy and you know it, don't read my shit.

If you are still here, you're weird. But I am, too, so it's fine. Here are some serious warnings that I am going to list off now, so nobody can WHAT THE FUCK me later. 1.) Reading my nonsense will not not make you any smarter. 2.) I really have a buttload of random crap to say, and it has nothing to do with world peace or saving the planet. 3.) The only reason I started blogging was because everyone else blogs and not being mainstream is the new mainstream. So any way you look at it, this is all pretty much your fault. 4.) I cuss a lot. So, if you get offended by no no words, then..just click the x. No hard feelings. This does not mean that I'm a terrorist, or an atheist or..whatever. it just means that meanie poo poo head simply does not accurately convey all of my emotions. 5.) There are a lot of people and a lot of things that I just don't like. Kind of like you. Everyone believes in something. Everyone dislikes other things. That's because we CAN! And since this blog has my name on it, don't be alarmed when I say something crazy and then all of a sudden you hate me. If you agree with it, high five! If you don't, high five! Just don't spend an hour leaving a comment about how you think I'm an idiot. Make your own blog, and talk about it there. 6.) I don't travel, I don't go to the movies, and I rarely go out to restaurants. So I can not amaze you with pictures and reviews. 7.) I don't watch tv, and obviously then..I don't have cable. It's kind of like camping 365 days a year! 8.) If you're awesome and you blog, I will probably want to read your craziness. So share it. 9.) I'm double jointed. 10.) That's pretty much it, for now. -Krista